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| Wooldoor: who's it gonna |
| be?! Who's it gonna be?! |
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| 3 |
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| Wheeeeee! |
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| 4 |
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| Wooldoor: |
| the producers decided |
| to surprise one of us |
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| 5 |
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| With a visit from |
| a family member. |
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| 6 |
| 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:26,191 |
| I hope it's someone |
| from my family |
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| 7 |
| 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,493 |
| Like flagfred cheesewheel, |
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| 8 |
| 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:30,262 |
| Lintsue brickshade, |
| or prom-queen dumpsterbaby. |
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| 9 |
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| [speaking japanese] |
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| 10 |
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| Look, everyone! |
| Someone's coming! |
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| 11 |
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| Clara: the second I saw |
| the horse and carriage, |
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| 12 |
| 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:47,079 |
| I just knew it had |
| to be someone from |
| my kingdom. |
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| 13 |
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| But when I saw it was |
| the short carriage, |
| my heart sank. |
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| 14 |
| 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:53,786 |
| Why?! Why did she |
| have to come?! |
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| 15 |
| 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,588 |
| Oh, fuck me. |
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| 16 |
| 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:58,223 |
| [garbled speech] |
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| 17 |
| 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:03,362 |
| Um, everyone, this is |
| my special cousin bleh. |
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| 18 |
| 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:04,530 |
| Foxxy: no one knew clara |
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| 19 |
| 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,132 |
| Had a mentally-challenged |
| cousin, but it was cool. |
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| 20 |
| 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:10,269 |
| The foxxy five used to perform |
| for special needs kids, |
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| 21 |
| 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:14,306 |
| And those people got |
| hearts as big as they |
| oversized foreheads. |
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| 22 |
| 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:18,610 |
| <i>"I am sam is a well-written |
| and exceptionally well-acted |
| tearjerker,"</i> |
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| 23 |
| 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:21,213 |
| <i>Raves adam nayman |
| of eye weekly.</i> |
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| 24 |
| 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:25,250 |
| What the shoebazzle |
| was that? |
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| 25 |
| 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:29,755 |
| <i>She, um, only |
| quotes reviews from |
| the movie I am sam.</i> |
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| 26 |
| 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,690 |
| Huh? |
| Hmm. |
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| 27 |
| 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:33,525 |
| Well, this has |
| been fun. Bye! |
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| 28 |
| 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:38,397 |
| Well, i've never seen |
| someone that slow |
| go that fast. |
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| 29 |
| 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,132 |
| Oh, yeah! Give it up! |
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| 30 |
| 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,066 |
| Yeah! |
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| 31 |
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| [speaking japanese] |
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| 32 |
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| Oh, poor ling-ling. |
| He's so disappointed |
| his father didn't show. |
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| 33 |
| 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,387 |
| Oh! |
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| 34 |
| 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:04,590 |
| Oh, sweetie, |
| i'm so sorry your |
| father's not coming. |
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| 35 |
| 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:08,127 |
| We still love ya! |
| Don't we, toot?! |
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| 36 |
| 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,963 |
| Fine! |
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| 37 |
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| [kiss] |
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| 38 |
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| Ling-ling, |
| you taste so weird. |
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| 39 |
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| [giggling] |
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| 40 |
| 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:21,140 |
| [giggling] |
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| 41 |
| 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:25,177 |
| Let's go, bleh. |
| The coast is clear. |
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| 42 |
| 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:27,746 |
| But after this, |
| no more potty breaks. |
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| 43 |
| 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,082 |
| <i>"I am sam plays like |
| a made-for-tv weep--"</i> |
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| 44 |
| 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,316 |
| Shh! |
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| 45 |
| 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,786 |
| I know it seemed |
| like I was ashamed |
| of my cousin, |
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| 46 |
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| But nothing could be |
| further from the truth. |
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| 47 |
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| Aah! |
| Foxxy: |
| hey, clara! |
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| 48 |
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| What's up, girlfriend? |
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| 49 |
| 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,062 |
| You know, |
| none of us have |
| really had a chance |
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| 50 |
| 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,763 |
| To hang out |
| with bleh yet. |
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| 51 |
| 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:47,232 |
| Bleh? What's a bleh? |
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| 52 |
| 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:49,835 |
| Is that one of your |
| jive words like |
| "emancipation"? |
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| 53 |
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| No, bleh your cousin. |
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| 54 |
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| Uh, clara? |
| Why is the lamp drooling? |
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| 55 |
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| I guess to remind us |
| to conserve electricity. |
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| 56 |
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| Clara, there is |
| no reason to be |
| embarrassed by your cousin. |
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| 57 |
| 00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:06,085 |
| Embarrassed? |
| I'm not embarrassed. |
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| 58 |
| 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:09,321 |
| Stop pretending |
| bleh is a lamp. |
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| 59 |
| 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,824 |
| She is not a lamp, |
| clara. |
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| 60 |
| 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:15,160 |
| She is a real person |
| with real feelings. |
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| 61 |
| 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:17,096 |
| Foxxy was probably right. |
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| 62 |
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| Damn that ms. Know-it-all! |
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| 63 |
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| I should have killed her |
| when I had the chance. |
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| 64 |
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| Give me your hand! |
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| 65 |
| 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,603 |
| First, give me the ring! |
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| 66 |
| 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:27,206 |
| [kisses] |
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| 67 |
| 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,208 |
| Xandir: |
| it just didn't make sense. |
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| 68 |
| 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,709 |
| When we licked ling-ling |
| last time, |
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| 69 |
| 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:31,877 |
| We got all [bleep]ed up. |
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| 70 |
| 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,479 |
| But this time, nothing happened. |
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| 71 |
| 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,047 |
| Well, we got a little aroused, |
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| 72 |
| 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,982 |
| But not [bleep]ed up. |
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| 73 |
| 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,517 |
| Uhh! What's the deal-e-o? |
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| 74 |
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| I don't feel |
| anything. You? |
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| 75 |
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| Nothing. |
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| 76 |
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| [kisses] |
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| 77 |
| 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:45,858 |
| Hmm. Maybe we have to |
| eat ling-ling. |
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| 78 |
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| Why is it when |
| something doesn't work, |
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| 79 |
| 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,228 |
| Your first reaction |
| is to eat it? |
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| 80 |
| 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,631 |
| What?! What |
| are you doing? |
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| 81 |
| 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:55,067 |
| I couldn't find |
| the remote. |
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| 82 |
| 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,735 |
| You know, |
| there is one person |
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| 83 |
| 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,203 |
| Who can figure this out. |
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| 84 |
| 00:03:58,204 --> 00:03:59,705 |
| The professor! |
| The professor! |
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| 85 |
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| [hums] |
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| 86 |
| 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:02,675 |
| Ooh! |
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| 87 |
| 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:03,876 |
| Aha! |
| [whistle blows] |
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| 88 |
| 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,577 |
| Got it. |
| Hit the lights. |
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| 89 |
| 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,717 |
| Here you see |
| the african camel toad. |
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| 90 |
| 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,118 |
| It secretes |
| a hallucinogen |
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| 91 |
| 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,153 |
| Whenever it's scared. |
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| 92 |
| 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,320 |
| Ahh! |
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| 93 |
| 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,423 |
| Yeah, that's--oh, |
| I didn't know that. |
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| 94 |
| 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:21,360 |
| When "cool" kids feel |
| like catching a "buzz," |
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| 95 |
| 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:25,064 |
| They scare the amphibian |
| and then lick its skin. |
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| 96 |
| 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,166 |
| All the cool kids, |
| you say? |
| |
| 97 |
| 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:31,036 |
| Now take ling-ling, |
| the asian trading card |
| battle monster. |
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| 98 |
| 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:32,638 |
| It creates a similar |
| hallucinogen |
| |
| 99 |
| 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,807 |
| Whenever it's |
| disappointed. |
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| 100 |
| 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:37,443 |
| Ahh! |
| Oh, I want to |
| be cool! |
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| 101 |
| 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:40,946 |
| So, ling-ling |
| was experiencing |
| disappointment |
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| 102 |
| 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,614 |
| Due to its |
| father's absence, |
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| 103 |
| 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,183 |
| Then, upon kissing |
| ling-ling, |
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| 104 |
| 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:47,186 |
| You became...[wacky |
| noises] technically |
| speaking. |
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| 105 |
| 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:53,692 |
| So, only when ling-ling |
| is disappointed, eh? Hmm. |
| |
| 106 |
| 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:59,932 |
| [screaming] |
| [alarm] |
| [siren] |
| |
| 107 |
| 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,067 |
| [bagpipes playing] |
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| 108 |
| 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,635 |
| [harps playing] |
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| 109 |
| 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,938 |
| [crickets chirping] |
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| 110 |
| 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:09,942 |
| Oh! Don't look, |
| but corky at 3:00. |
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| 111 |
| 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:13,045 |
| Foxxy: it looked like I got |
| through to the princess. |
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| 112 |
| 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,881 |
| Clara would see that |
| there ain't no reason |
| to be ashamed of bleh. |
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| 113 |
| 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:17,316 |
| We all adults. |
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| 114 |
| 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,985 |
| Dude, let's egg |
| the trainable. |
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| 115 |
| 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,854 |
| Mind if we |
| join you guys? |
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| 116 |
| 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,189 |
| No, no, no. |
| Of course not. |
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| 117 |
| 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,891 |
| Don't be stupid. |
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| 118 |
| 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,027 |
| [both snicker] |
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| 119 |
| 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,543 |
| [eggshells crack] |
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| 120 |
| 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:52,217 |
| Man, clara's cousin |
| is so hot! |
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| 121 |
| 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:55,454 |
| <i>Damn! She's like |
| retarded hot!</i> |
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| 122 |
| 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:03,595 |
| [whimpers] sam! Aah! |
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| 123 |
| 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:06,365 |
| Clara: i'm really glad |
| I brought bleh |
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| 124 |
| 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,367 |
| Down to hang out |
| with everyone. |
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| 125 |
| 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,803 |
| They treated her |
| like she was one |
| of the gang. |
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| 126 |
| 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,771 |
| I hadn't seen bleh |
| have this much fun |
| |
| 127 |
| 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:15,207 |
| <i>Since they cancelled |
| the pretty, shiny |
| object show.</i> |
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| 128 |
| 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,210 |
| You sure you don't |
| want to stay and |
| play a few rounds? |
| |
| 129 |
| 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,280 |
| Nah, it's getting late, |
| and we don't want to |
| intrude on guy time. |
| |
| 130 |
| 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,648 |
| 'night! |
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| 131 |
| 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:25,751 |
| <i>"I am sam works magic |
| 'cause of penn,"</i> |
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| 132 |
| 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:28,153 |
| <i>Raves lou lumenick |
| of the new york post.</i> |
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| 133 |
| 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:30,022 |
| I go first. |
| Whee! |
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| 134 |
| 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,291 |
| Holy shit! |
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| 135 |
| 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,293 |
| She is so hot! |
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| 136 |
| 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,161 |
| Oh, spanky. |
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| 137 |
| 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:38,564 |
| What? Oh. Ok. |
| |
| 138 |
| 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,498 |
| [kiss] |
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| 139 |
| 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,568 |
| Oh, that bleh, man. |
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| 140 |
| 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,037 |
| I would totally dip |
| my wick in that. |
| |
| 141 |
| 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,906 |
| Listen, dude. No matter |
| how hot she is, |
| |
| 142 |
| 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:50,009 |
| You would not |
| punch holes in a sped. |
| |
| 143 |
| 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,210 |
| Oh, hell, |
| yeah, I would. |
| |
| 144 |
| 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:52,544 |
| I mean, she's |
| the perfect girl. |
| |
| 145 |
| 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,480 |
| All the sweater meat |
| of a regular chick |
| |
| 146 |
| 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,181 |
| And half |
| the pillow talk. |
| |
| 147 |
| 00:06:58,385 --> 00:06:59,752 |
| [kiss] |
| |
| 148 |
| 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,987 |
| Man, you're all talk. |
| |
| 149 |
| 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:04,757 |
| Look, I got 20 large |
| that says you won't |
| sleep with her. |
| |
| 150 |
| 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,659 |
| Make it 50 |
| and you're on. |
| |
| 151 |
| 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:10,262 |
| Oh, ha ha! |
| Wheeeeeee! |
| |
| 152 |
| 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,198 |
| Hey, if you're gonna |
| be gay about this, |
| you can't play. |
| |
| 153 |
| 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,333 |
| Sorry. |
| |
| 154 |
| 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:16,635 |
| [kiss] |
| |
| 155 |
| 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:20,205 |
| Fine. 50 bucks says you |
| won't have sex with bleh. |
| |
| 156 |
| 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,207 |
| Easy money. |
| |
| 157 |
| 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,076 |
| Captain hero is |
| gonna show you guys |
| |
| 158 |
| 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,679 |
| What being a real man |
| is all about. |
| |
| 159 |
| 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,681 |
| All: triple kiss! |
| |
| 160 |
| 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,516 |
| [kisses] |
| |
| 161 |
| 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:41,293 |
| [snarls] |
| |
| 162 |
| 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,228 |
| [speaking japanese] |
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| 163 |
| 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:52,571 |
| ¶ ling-ling |
| into battle go ¶ |
| |
| 164 |
| 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:55,140 |
| ¶ fulfill destiny |
| of the soul ¶ |
| |
| 165 |
| 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,542 |
| ¶ all the children sing ¶ |
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| 166 |
| 00:07:56,543 --> 00:08:00,045 |
| Kids: ¶ kill, |
| kill, kill, kill, |
| die, die, die ¶ |
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| 167 |
| 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:01,580 |
| ¶ kill, kill, |
| kill, kill... ¶ |
| |
| 168 |
| 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,583 |
| Wait, ling-ling. |
| It's just us. |
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| 169 |
| 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:08,087 |
| We're not really |
| a 3-headed, acid-spitting |
| needle monster. |
| |
| 170 |
| 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:11,190 |
| [speaking japanese] |
| |
| 171 |
| 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,825 |
| Oh. |
| |
| 172 |
| 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,960 |
| Oh, no, ling-ling. |
| |
| 173 |
| 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:16,228 |
| Instead of |
| cheering you up, |
| |
| 174 |
| 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:21,367 |
| We accidentally |
| disappointed you. |
| |
| 175 |
| 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:24,069 |
| Oh, poor baby. |
| |
| 176 |
| 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,471 |
| Triple kiss! |
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| 177 |
| 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,373 |
| Oh! Hee hee! |
| [kisses] |
| |
| 178 |
| 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:31,310 |
| [sighing and giggling] |
| |
| 179 |
| 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,585 |
| [knocks] |
| |
| 180 |
| 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,420 |
| Clara: |
| I found it a bit odd |
| |
| 181 |
| 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:44,023 |
| That captain hero |
| wanted to take bleh |
| out on a date, |
| |
| 182 |
| 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,691 |
| And it was |
| my responsibility |
| |
| 183 |
| 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,127 |
| To make sure his |
| intentions were pure. |
| |
| 184 |
| 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,329 |
| So, captain hero, is it? |
| |
| 185 |
| 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,464 |
| Oh. Heh heh! Yeah? |
| |
| 186 |
| 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:53,966 |
| Coming to take |
| my little bleh out |
| |
| 187 |
| 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,634 |
| For a night |
| on the town, eh? |
| |
| 188 |
| 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,770 |
| You know, I don't |
| know what'd I do |
| |
| 189 |
| 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,805 |
| If anything happened |
| to my little bleh. |
| |
| 190 |
| 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:02,341 |
| Yes, ma'am. |
| I mean, no, ma'am. |
| |
| 191 |
| 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,943 |
| Son, do you know |
| what it's like |
| |
| 192 |
| 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:08,147 |
| To kill a man with |
| your bare hands? |
| |
| 193 |
| 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,748 |
| I do. |
| |
| 194 |
| 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:10,883 |
| I... |
| |
| 195 |
| 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,151 |
| Oh! |
| |
| 196 |
| 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,986 |
| Here's bleh now! |
| |
| 197 |
| 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:16,155 |
| ¶ there she is... ¶ |
| |
| 198 |
| 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,825 |
| Wow! You look... |
| Stunning. |
| |
| 199 |
| 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:25,497 |
| <i>"I am sam's dakota |
| fanning is worth the |
| price of admission."</i> |
| |
| 200 |
| 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,700 |
| [blow dart] |
| |
| 201 |
| 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,501 |
| Ow! What the hell?! |
| |
| 202 |
| 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,904 |
| A little |
| added protection. |
| |
| 203 |
| 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,807 |
| You'll get the antidote |
| when I get my bleh back. |
| |
| 204 |
| 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:39,311 |
| [all giggling] |
| |
| 205 |
| 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,748 |
| Hey, ling-ling, |
| you excited for |
| christmas? |
| |
| 206 |
| 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,317 |
| Too bad there's |
| no such thing |
| as santa claus! |
| |
| 207 |
| 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,985 |
| I bet you're |
| disappointed. |
| |
| 208 |
| 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,153 |
| Oh. |
| |
| 209 |
| 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,889 |
| [laughs] |
| |
| 210 |
| 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,659 |
| Hey, look what |
| I found in your ear! |
| |
| 211 |
| 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,427 |
| Is it a quarter? |
| |
| 212 |
| 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,330 |
| Oh, no! |
| It's a tumor! |
| |
| 213 |
| 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,765 |
| Oh. |
| |
| 214 |
| 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,601 |
| [slurps] |
| |
| 215 |
| 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,370 |
| [giggles] |
| |
| 216 |
| 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:09,008 |
| Hey, ling-ling, |
| you excited for |
| christmas? |
| |
| 217 |
| 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,443 |
| Oh, no! |
| It's a tumor! |
| |
| 218 |
| 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,845 |
| Oh. |
| |
| 219 |
| 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:16,181 |
| [slurps] |
| |
| 220 |
| 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:19,418 |
| ¶ girly, girly, |
| girly, girly... ¶ |
| |
| 221 |
| 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:23,689 |
| [bleh shouts happily |
| and incoherently] |
| |
| 222 |
| 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,357 |
| Captain hero: |
| yes, I was confident |
| |
| 223 |
| 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:28,327 |
| That by the end of the |
| night, i'd have another |
| notch on my utility belt |
| |
| 224 |
| 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,095 |
| And 50 bucks in my pocket. |
| |
| 225 |
| 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:33,565 |
| Then I realized |
| something. Bleh... |
| |
| 226 |
| 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,034 |
| She was really special, |
| |
| 227 |
| 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,635 |
| But not like in |
| a retarded way, |
| |
| 228 |
| 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,004 |
| In a traditionally |
| special way. |
| |
| 229 |
| 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:44,943 |
| ¶ did you ever know |
| that you're my hero? ¶ |
| |
| 230 |
| 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,245 |
| Oh! |
| |
| 231 |
| 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,546 |
| Ok! |
| |
| 232 |
| 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:53,352 |
| ¶ you're everything |
| I wish I could be ¶ |
| |
| 233 |
| 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,088 |
| ¶ I could fly higher |
| than an eagle ¶ |
| |
| 234 |
| 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,556 |
| [both giggle] |
| |
| 235 |
| 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,558 |
| Sam. |
| |
| 236 |
| 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,761 |
| I don't like |
| these things. |
| They scare me! |
| |
| 237 |
| 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,631 |
| ¶ beneath my wings ¶ |
| |
| 238 |
| 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:09,468 |
| Eeeeeeh! Aah! Sam! |
| ¶ oh, oh, fly ¶ |
| |
| 239 |
| 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:14,340 |
| ¶ so high |
| against the sky ¶ |
| |
| 240 |
| 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,942 |
| ¶ so high I almost... ¶ |
| |
| 241 |
| 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:20,646 |
| Bleh, you are the wind |
| beneath my wings. |
| |
| 242 |
| 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,681 |
| "contrived, manipulative, |
| |
| 243 |
| 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:28,721 |
| <i>And shamelessly |
| sentimental," raves peter |
| travers from rolling stone.</i> |
| |
| 244 |
| 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,596 |
| Hey, ling-ling, |
| I got a penny. |
| No, I don't. |
| |
| 245 |
| 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,198 |
| [licks dry fur] |
| |
| 246 |
| 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,866 |
| [rattles] |
| |
| 247 |
| 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,867 |
| [bam bam] |
| |
| 248 |
| 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,702 |
| [licks dry fur] |
| |
| 249 |
| 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,138 |
| Whoa, guys. Guys! |
| |
| 250 |
| 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,840 |
| Ling-ling is |
| totally kicked! |
| |
| 251 |
| 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,841 |
| What?! |
| |
| 252 |
| 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,209 |
| [pants] |
| |
| 253 |
| 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,978 |
| [licks dry fur] |
| |
| 254 |
| 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,747 |
| Don't hold out |
| on me, man. |
| |
| 255 |
| 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,449 |
| I need my fix. |
| Come on! Please, |
| man, come on! |
| |
| 256 |
| 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,618 |
| What do you want? |
| I'll do anything! |
| |
| 257 |
| 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,253 |
| I'll suck your dick! |
| |
| 258 |
| 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,556 |
| Ooh! Ooh, sam! |
| |
| 259 |
| 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,991 |
| Hee hee! |
| Shh! |
| |
| 260 |
| 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,861 |
| Are you crazy? |
| They'll hear us! |
| |
| 261 |
| 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,764 |
| Captain hero: |
| bleh and I got home way |
| past midnight. |
| |
| 262 |
| 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:15,701 |
| I was like, we are gonna |
| get in so much trouble! |
| |
| 263 |
| 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:19,672 |
| So, this was |
| really fantastic. |
| |
| 264 |
| 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,842 |
| Um, I, |
| uh...Good night. |
| |
| 265 |
| 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:24,777 |
| [kiss] |
| |
| 266 |
| 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,513 |
| ¶ girly, girly, |
| girly, girly... ¶ |
| |
| 267 |
| 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,415 |
| Ahh! |
| |
| 268 |
| 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,951 |
| Hey, super stud. |
| Did you sleep |
| with her? |
| |
| 269 |
| 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,453 |
| Dude, back off! |
| |
| 270 |
| 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,922 |
| I did not, as you |
| so crudely put it... |
| |
| 271 |
| 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,857 |
| "nail her |
| in the stink tube." |
| |
| 272 |
| 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,592 |
| It's not like that. |
| |
| 273 |
| 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,961 |
| So you kids are |
| taking it slow? |
| |
| 274 |
| 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:43,996 |
| See what I did |
| there? I-- |
| |
| 275 |
| 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,998 |
| You just don't get it, |
| spanky. |
| |
| 276 |
| 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,299 |
| Nobody gets it! |
| |
| 277 |
| 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,467 |
| [wails] |
| |
| 278 |
| 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,069 |
| [door slams] |
| |
| 279 |
| 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,470 |
| Captain hero: |
| I was lying in bed, |
| |
| 280 |
| 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,273 |
| Replaying the date over |
| and over in my head, |
| |
| 281 |
| 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,842 |
| When there was a knock |
| at the door. |
| [knocks] |
| |
| 282 |
| 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:57,776 |
| Who's there? |
| |
| 283 |
| 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,080 |
| Bleh! What are you-- |
| |
| 284 |
| 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,983 |
| Listen, bleh, |
| i'm not that kind of guy. |
| |
| 285 |
| 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:05,984 |
| [pulls pants down] |
| |
| 286 |
| 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,153 |
| Oh, my! |
| |
| 287 |
| 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:12,057 |
| Oh, no, no, no... |
| |
| 288 |
| 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,293 |
| Leave the helmet on. |
| |
| 289 |
| 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,697 |
| Ahh. |
| |
| 290 |
| 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,433 |
| Clara: that morning, |
| I woke up feeling great. |
| |
| 291 |
| 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,269 |
| Everyone had accepted |
| me and my cousin, |
| |
| 292 |
| 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,971 |
| And that was swell. |
| |
| 293 |
| 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,875 |
| Oh, what a glorious day, |
| isn't it, bleh? |
| |
| 294 |
| 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,877 |
| Bleh? |
| |
| 295 |
| 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,612 |
| Bleh?! |
| |
| 296 |
| 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:37,683 |
| Captain hero! |
| Clara, it's not |
| what you think! |
| |
| 297 |
| 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,684 |
| [gibberish] |
| |
| 298 |
| 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,552 |
| Get up! Get up |
| right now! |
| |
| 299 |
| 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,856 |
| <i>"I am sam reduces penn to |
| a mugging embarrassment,"</i> |
| |
| 300 |
| 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,091 |
| <i>Raves mike clark |
| of usa today.</i> |
| |
| 301 |
| 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,860 |
| I don't care. |
| Let's go! |
| |
| 302 |
| 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,561 |
| Yeeeh... |
| |
| 303 |
| 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,297 |
| Go back to your |
| cage right now! |
| |
| 304 |
| 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,434 |
| Spanky: well, |
| look who's doing |
| the limp of shame! |
| |
| 305 |
| 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,169 |
| You bastard! |
| |
| 306 |
| 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,338 |
| Captain hero: |
| clara totally overreacted. |
| |
| 307 |
| 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,639 |
| I mean, bleh was an adult, |
| |
| 308 |
| 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,374 |
| And completely capable |
| of making her own decisions. |
| |
| 309 |
| 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,809 |
| Or not. |
| |
| 310 |
| 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,945 |
| Still, I needed to |
| sit clara down and |
| explain what happened. |
| |
| 311 |
| 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,948 |
| Clara, I never expected |
| this to happen. |
| |
| 312 |
| 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:14,720 |
| It's just that I have |
| real feelings for her. |
| |
| 313 |
| 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,389 |
| Well... |
| |
| 314 |
| 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,025 |
| ¶ there she is ¶ |
| |
| 315 |
| 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,295 |
| ¶ she's a girl ¶ |
| |
| 316 |
| 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,497 |
| If that is the truth-- |
| |
| 317 |
| 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,932 |
| It is. |
| |
| 318 |
| 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,967 |
| Then i'm truly happy |
| for the two of you. |
| |
| 319 |
| 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,170 |
| You're a good man, |
| captain hero. |
| |
| 320 |
| 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,005 |
| I knew I could |
| trust you. |
| |
| 321 |
| 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,107 |
| Here's the antidote. |
| |
| 322 |
| 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,342 |
| [gulp] |
| |
| 323 |
| 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,977 |
| Well, nice work, |
| captain hero. |
| |
| 324 |
| 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,980 |
| Here's the $50 |
| I bet you to have |
| sex with bleh. |
| |
| 325 |
| 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:42,981 |
| [gasps] |
| |
| 326 |
| 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,049 |
| Yeeeeeh! |
| |
| 327 |
| 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,184 |
| Oh, um, I mean, uh... |
| |
| 328 |
| 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,655 |
| Here is the $50 |
| captain hero won off me |
| |
| 329 |
| 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,291 |
| Because I bet him |
| he would not have sex |
| |
| 330 |
| 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,926 |
| With your |
| special cousin bleh. |
| |
| 331 |
| 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,128 |
| But he did, in fact, |
| have sex with her. |
| |
| 332 |
| 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,564 |
| Oh, yes, he did. |
| For $50. |
| |
| 333 |
| 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,133 |
| Oh, man. Saved it. |
| |
| 334 |
| 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:07,539 |
| Captain hero, I forbid you |
| to see my cousin ever again! |
| |
| 335 |
| 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,774 |
| Uhh! |
| |
| 336 |
| 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,676 |
| I would have been |
| more pissed at spanky, |
| |
| 337 |
| 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,679 |
| But you know, |
| I just won $50! |
| |
| 338 |
| 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,382 |
| [cash register bell] |
| ah! Who's your daddy? |
| |
| 339 |
| 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,485 |
| Ooh, I like the big one |
| and that one over there |
| |
| 340 |
| 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,986 |
| And...Ooh! |
| |
| 341 |
| 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:25,057 |
| Yeah. Hell, yeah! |
| [girls talking and laughing] |
| |
| 342 |
| 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,925 |
| Ehhhh. |
| |
| 343 |
| 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,394 |
| Ehhhh. |
| |
| 344 |
| 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,362 |
| Ehhhh. |
| |
| 345 |
| 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,164 |
| Oh, look at |
| poor ling-ling. |
| |
| 346 |
| 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,932 |
| We've licked |
| the life out of it. |
| |
| 347 |
| 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,234 |
| What should we do? |
| |
| 348 |
| 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,235 |
| Poke it harder. |
| |
| 349 |
| 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,236 |
| Uhh! |
| |
| 350 |
| 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,237 |
| [gasps] |
| |
| 351 |
| 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,571 |
| Look at me! |
| |
| 352 |
| 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,608 |
| I've become the very |
| thing I hate most. |
| |
| 353 |
| 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,576 |
| A guy who pokes things |
| with sticks? |
| |
| 354 |
| 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:49,181 |
| Oh, we've abused ling-ling |
| to the point where the |
| little guy is just numb. |
| |
| 355 |
| 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,649 |
| And for what? |
| |
| 356 |
| 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,551 |
| To catch a buzz?! |
| |
| 357 |
| 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,654 |
| I guess being cool |
| just isn't worth it. |
| |
| 358 |
| 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:59,024 |
| ["what you already know" |
| jingle plays] |
| |
| 359 |
| 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,293 |
| Come on. We've got to |
| make this right! |
| |
| 360 |
| 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,396 |
| Sorry, wooldoor. |
| You stay here |
| |
| 361 |
| 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,899 |
| Until all that ling-ling |
| is out of your system. |
| |
| 362 |
| 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,135 |
| It's gonna be |
| the hardest thing |
| you've ever done. |
| |
| 363 |
| 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,136 |
| Toodles! |
| |
| 364 |
| 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,405 |
| [slam] |
| |
| 365 |
| 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,474 |
| Aah! I can't take it! |
| |
| 366 |
| 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,477 |
| [wacky noises] |
| |
| 367 |
| 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,416 |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| Wooldoor: I can't take it! |
| |
| 368 |
| 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,285 |
| Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! |
| |
| 369 |
| 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,154 |
| Captain hero: |
| oh, sure, the money |
| helped dull the pain, |
| |
| 370 |
| 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:33,692 |
| But later, you know, when |
| the stores are all closed, |
| |
| 371 |
| 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,294 |
| Who do I have |
| to share it with? |
| |
| 372 |
| 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:41,433 |
| Bleh? No. Not anymore. |
| Not anymore. |
| |
| 373 |
| 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,635 |
| It just wasn't |
| worth it, spanky! |
| |
| 374 |
| 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,705 |
| Bleh, she-- |
| she was special. |
| |
| 375 |
| 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,807 |
| What are you-- |
| what are you saying? |
| |
| 376 |
| 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,678 |
| Oh, spanky, |
| I love her. |
| |
| 377 |
| 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:59,018 |
| Then go to her. |
| |
| 378 |
| 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,719 |
| Xandir: |
| we knew what we had done |
| to ling-ling was wrong. |
| |
| 379 |
| 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,488 |
| Hopefully, this was gonna |
| |
| 380 |
| 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,622 |
| Make it up to that lovable, |
| |
| 381 |
| 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,258 |
| Fortune cookie cat thing. |
| |
| 382 |
| 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:11,096 |
| Ling-ling, there's |
| a special warrior |
| here to see you. |
| |
| 383 |
| 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:15,567 |
| [japanese song playing] |
| |
| 384 |
| 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,503 |
| [speaking japanese] |
| |
| 385 |
| 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,674 |
| [speaking japanese] |
| |
| 386 |
| 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,654 |
| Toot: |
| sure, we have our issues, |
| |
| 387 |
| 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,224 |
| But really, this is |
| a house drawn together |
| |
| 388 |
| 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,659 |
| With love. |
| |
| 389 |
| 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,595 |
| [speaking japanese] |
| |
| 390 |
| 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,753 |
| Yah! |
| Uhh! |
| |
| 391 |
| 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,189 |
| [slurping] |
| |
| 392 |
| 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,991 |
| All right, clara, |
| where is she?! |
| |
| 393 |
| 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,828 |
| Hah! You're too late, |
| captain jerko! |
| |
| 394 |
| 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,630 |
| She left for the front door |
| well over 2 minutes ago! |
| |
| 395 |
| 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,066 |
| You'll never catch her! |
| Never! |
| |
| 396 |
| 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,202 |
| Oh. Oh, well. |
| |
| 397 |
| 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,903 |
| I guess it wasn't |
| meant to be. |
| |
| 398 |
| 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,939 |
| Easy come, easy go. |
| |
| 399 |
| 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,807 |
| Well, i'll be |
| seeing you, clara. |
| |
| 400 |
| 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,143 |
| Wait! Damn you! |
| I've got to try! |
| |
| 401 |
| 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,578 |
| Yahh! |
| |
| 402 |
| 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,448 |
| Captain hero: bleh! |
| Wait! I'm coming! |
| |
| 403 |
| 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,950 |
| Dude, where are you--uhh! |
| |
| 404 |
| 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,518 |
| Watch it, pig! |
| |
| 405 |
| 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,086 |
| Go get her, man. |
| |
| 406 |
| 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,087 |
| Uhh! |
| |
| 407 |
| 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,355 |
| Watch it, |
| hot black girl! |
| |
| 408 |
| 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,157 |
| Go get her, man. |
| |
| 409 |
| 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:49,895 |
| [muzak playing] |
| |
| 410 |
| 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:56,168 |
| [blissful sighs and moans] |
| |
| 411 |
| 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,770 |
| Oh, come on! |
| |
| 412 |
| 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:05,444 |
| Bleh! Bleh! |
| Bleh! Bleh! |
| |
| 413 |
| 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,812 |
| Oh. |
| |
| 414 |
| 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,747 |
| Bleh! Bleh, wait! |
| |
| 415 |
| 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,350 |
| Listen, I don't know |
| what clara told you, |
| |
| 416 |
| 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,453 |
| But I love you. |
| |
| 417 |
| 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,555 |
| Yehhhhhhhh. |
| |
| 418 |
| 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,192 |
| [splat] |
| |
| 419 |
| 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,127 |
| "one of the year's |
| 10 best!" |
| |
| 420 |
| 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,631 |
| "delivers in ways |
| you never expected!" |
| |
| 421 |
| 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:29,134 |
| Yes, well, maybe |
| it wouldn't work out. |
| |
| 422 |
| 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,637 |
| I mean, we come |
| from different worlds. |
| |
| 423 |
| 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,772 |
| I come from |
| planet zebulon |
| |
| 424 |
| 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,909 |
| And you come from |
| a mom who drank when |
| she was pregnant. |
| |
| 425 |
| 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,446 |
| Well, farewell, |
| my sweet. |
| |
| 426 |
| 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,947 |
| Mwah! |
| |
| 427 |
| 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,983 |
| Mnnnh deh |
| nnnh. |
| |
| 428 |
| 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,186 |
| Yeah! She kissed him! |
| |
| 429 |
| 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,488 |
| She kissed him! |
| |
| 430 |
| 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,657 |
| Ha ha! Ha ha! |
| |
| 431 |
| 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,994 |
| Bleh, you nailed |
| the dry-mouth |
| from reality tv show! |
| |
| 432 |
| 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,264 |
| Well, I guess I owe you |
| that 50 bucks now. |
| |
| 433 |
| 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,801 |
| Oh! 50 bucks! Yeah! |
| |
| 434 |
| 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,438 |
| [cash register bell] |
| ooh, yeah, |
| who's your daddy? |
| |
| 435 |
| 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,908 |
| I like the big one |
| and I like the one |
| over there. Ooh! |
| |
| 436 |
| 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,245 |
| Yeah. Hell, yeah! |
| [girls talking and laughing] |
| |
| 437 |
| 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,880 |
| Bleh: sam, bye-bye! |
| |
| 438 |
| 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,048 |
| Bye-bye, sam! |
| |
| 439 |
| 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,150 |
| [choked up] bye. |
| |
| 440 |
| 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,854 |
| Good-bye. |
| |
| 441 |
| 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,823 |
| You ok, man? |
| |
| 442 |
| 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,560 |
| I...Don't know |
| if i'll ever be ok. |
| |
| 443 |
| 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,062 |
| Yeah, i'm sorry. |
| |
| 444 |
| 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,031 |
| Hey, you want to go |
| grab a beer, |
| |
| 445 |
| 00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:34,533 |
| Spin it, and kiss |
| whoever it points to? |
| |
| 446 |
| 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:39,271 |
| No. Not now, spanky. |
| Not now. |
| |
| 447 |
| 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,543 |
| How about now? |
| |
| 448 |
| 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,811 |
| Yeah. Ok. |
| |
| 449 |
| 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:51,550 |
| ¶ girly, girly, |
| girly, girly girl ¶ |
| |
| 450 |
| 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,052 |
| ¶ girl ¶ |
| |
| 451 |
| 00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:55,954 |
| ¶ girly, girly girl-- ¶ |
| |